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Dans also got a bunch of stuff going on, not the least of which is his bike which carries him from backyard barbecue to backyard barbecue.
In fact, Im reasonably sure thats about all he does down there in Australia.

Hes extended the invitation to come visit many times, with promises of a thousand virgins, and endless water slides, but no matter how many sofa cushions I turn over, Ill be damned if I can cover the airfare.
Any help would be greatly appreciated.