First up, this coming weekend at One On One Studio, there is set to be the big launch bash for Handsome Cycles. If you can't read all of the goods on the flyer, it states "join Handsome Cycles May 8th, 2009 for the official coming out celebration for our inaugural line of Handsome Bicycles. At 9:00 pm bikes will be unveiled, beer will flow and music will ring out. The cycling public is welcome. Don't miss the chance to see, touch and feel the truly handsome."

However I won't be there, so you'll have to miss out on the handsome that I bring to the table.
Secondly, The EC Scorchers have got their hodown set to get thrown down out New Haven way;

Then, bouncing all the way back across Amerikuh, we've got the belles from Mobius Cycle in Seattle reeling back to unleash their own freakout;


So there you have it. Take notes, and sink boats.
Don't say I never gave you nothin'.