Of course we here at Swobo have our own variation;

And so does Surly, with their Jethro Tule, But as good as that item feels in your hand, it sucks balls for spreading peanut butter with.


And really, what good is a tool if you can only tighten your wheels and open your bottle of beer, but not make a snack?
I suppose the good people at Surly might argue that anyone worth their weight would just use their fingers.