Well, I want to up The Snob's counter offer of his silk Rapha cravat and pie plate and include my prized Rasmussen been coozie and lucky elk tooth.

It should be noted for those of a vegetarian persuasion that no elk were injured in the acquisition of said tooth.
For the city slickers among you, in the backwoods of Colorado where I was raised by wolves, it's not uncommon to find teeth such as this periodically laying around on the ground.
So there you have it. If The Snob chooses your photograph, you get the cravat, the pie plate, the coozie and the tooth.
Not bad for a day's work.